Thank you Apple and, more specifically, iPhone 5
Data released on the pre-sales and early morning sales of the new iPhone 5 is out and it looks like the Eurozone has finally moved out of crisis. Because of the high sales volume, Greece has returned to the black and long-term solvency.
The country of Greece invented a clever app that allowed iPhone 5 buyers to donate 0.00001% of their sales purchase price to the country and because 1) there were approximately 200 billion pre-sale orders for the iPhone, 2) Greece’s prices have dropped (may or may not be true depending on the assumptions) and 3) the ECB has pledged to fully stand behind sovereign debt sales for European leaders.
Angela Merkel and the entire country of Greece were so relieved at the news that they have repaired relations and are now friends on gchat and have begun playing Words With Friends.
On behalf of the Eurozone - thank you Siri!